The Queen of France

Also known as Marie Antoi-Not, formerly Françoise du Poisson. ''“Hearts, Spades, Hearts. Diamonds, Clubs. 4 of Spades.”''

The Queen of France is the first successful artificial Margaret to be created. The Queen of France (also known as Marie Antoi-not) is so-called not because she is an actual monarch, but because it is the only thing she is able to say. She was created when Vatican experimental theologians were bombarding the true Queen of France with RAMPs (Rapidly Accelerating Moose Particles, particles that deities such as the Margarets leave behind) in hopes of turning her into the first artificial Margaret– a truly powerful weapon to have on their side. Instead, in a fit of RAMP-induced rage, the irradiated monarch bit one of her wait staff, causing her to transform into her current state. Elite Assault Cardinals were unable to capture her and she destroyed the facility.

The Eiffel tower has been unusable since the 1930s due to her creation, escape, and takeover of the structure, being highly hostile to anyone who tries coming near. When using powerful magic such as her Papalysis Ray, her head unfurls and opens up. The Papalysis ray causes papacin (produced by Poaps from their papulae) to decay in a catastrophic exothermic reaction. In a papacin-free environment, it replaces the interstitial fluids of endothermic vertebrates with butter.