Meg Margaret

The Heiress, "Megræt"

Grandchildren, Segments, Apathetic, birth heralded by the emergence of a Popess from the Shell of a Mollusk

Meg Margaret is the 4th daughter of EmPtA pOmPtA. While other Margarets (particularly Mar Stargaret) are capable of creating new beings, Meg Margaret is the the only Margaret that shares her mother’s ability to produce offspring directly from her body. Named EmPtA pOmPtA’s heiress, she is tasked with replacing the Margarets when the End of All Things approaches. Her current (PG-rated) offspring are Princess Squeetsch, a faceless, armless being constantly secreting hot sauce; Solomon, who dies and is resurrected every three days in order to counteract the kinks of all of Mar Stargaret’s Ploapatopian animals; and Rinderpest, an entirely normal elephant that is wholly unremarkable. When Meg’ræt gives birth to her seventh, final, and only human child, the universe as we know it will implode and be reborn, with her surviving offspring charged with reconstruction.

In the meantime, she is served by her coven of ngungs on the shores of Lake Balkhash, Kazakhstan. They are too absorbed in pursuing the perfect kombucha ("hrungbutscha") recipe to be of any real help, but in the past they've assisted with raising her children, and will do so again when the seventh and final child is born.