Moose Margaret

The First Daughter

Greed, Brutal, Bestial, birth heralded by the crash of a Chariot.

Born 8,000 years ago, Moose Margaret is the First Daughter of EmPtA pOmPtA. As brutal and cruel as she is, she is also the most clever of the Seven Margarets and is the most knowledgeable of human affairs and the human psyche. Moose Margaret regularly strikes deals with human beings, only to inevitably take all of their possessions to her hoard and steal their bones.

On October 17th, 1974, Moose Margaret encountered a human, Kablosephine Bloanaparte in a Chicken Republic in Lagos, Nigeria when she was slurping up used frying oil. Moose Margaret offered Kablosephine a challenge to tell her how many bones she had in her body. Kablosephine, knowing that if Moose Margaret knew the True number of bones she had she would steal approximately 14% of them, responded that she had 206 bones in her body. With her basic understanding of human anatomy, Moose Margaret exclaimed with glee, thinking that she would be able to steal 28 of them. However, Kablosephine had tricked Moose Margaret, and failed to mention her 8-jointed Pleural Finger, which brought her True number of bones up to 214.

Infuriated, Moose Margaret obliterated the franchise and launched herself into space, where she decided to build her own planet (Ploapatopia). Instead of doing the work herself, she forced Mar Stargaret to build it without compensation for her labor, citing that the exposure was payment enough, and then immediately refused to give her credit. Moose Margaret transported several mums to Ploapatopia, where they built the city of Mudgement from the teleported ruins of Morris, Manitoba. Mudgement is constantly under siege by the creations of Mar Stargaret, angry that her hard work of creating the planet is still not recognized. A secret sub-sect of mums living in the shadows of Mudgement, known as Moose Manglers, have turned to worshipping Mar Stargaret under the persecution of the other mums.

The crystal on her halo lights up in the presence of wealth, prestige, and the metal molybdenum.

She is fearfully followed by the covenant of mums.