Presbyopia

Presbyopia is the city built on the surface of Bag Margaret, floating approximately 8 km above the surfaces of Earth and Ploapatopia. Presbyopia is inhabited by the descendants of 10,000 refugees from Mudgement seeking to escape from the tyranny of Moose Margaret. The city itself was built with the help of Bag Margaret's followers, the ɴuɴs, who teleport clay and minerals from the abyssal plain up to her body to be made into buildings.

Laws and Government
Presbyopia is ultimately ruled by Bagræt herself, but since she has no mouth or other means of communicating directly with the Presbyopians, she has appointed a group of ɴuɴs, known as the Voat Hags, to speak for her. To avoid explosive decompression, they are safely contained in pressurized tanks in the city hall.

The city is also unusual in that it contains anywhere from 60-130 people with the title Count at any given time. The title of Count is bestowed upon anyone who is deemed worthy by the Presbyopian Count Dispensary, whose abysmally low standards mean that something as simple as popping a bloated rat corpse with a stick can earn one the title of Count. Counts have absolutely no say in lawmaking, but this doesn't stop them from constantly petitioning the city hall ɴuɴs for changes. Notable Counts include Count Glangela, Count Frockula, Count Spukula, and Count Venunu. All Counts are awarded with a tower upon appointment.

In exchange for refuge from Moose Margaret, Presbyopia's original inhabitants were required by Bag Margaret to wear whichever fancy hat she dictated that week. This law continues to this day, although she is no longer as stylistically strict as she was in the beginning.

Bagræt has also decreed that Presbyopians who reach the age of 60 enter into "retirement." Following their 60th birthday, senior Presbyopians are "retired" by being dragged kicking and screaming from their homes in the dead of night by the PARP (Presbyopian Association of Retired Persons) and dumped into a sewer that contains a portal to Mudgement. Many alchemists who live and work in Presbyopia work feverishly to develop anti-aging or youth potions in the hopes that they will slip under the radar of the PARP after they turn 60, but these are always miserable failures.

Cartography
Because of Bag Margaret's ability to move between the atmospheres of Earth and Ploapatopia, Presbyopians are uniquely able to safely study the surface of Ploapatopia without exposing themselves to Mar Stargaret's kinky fauna. As such, the best and most accurate maps of Ploapatopia accessible to humans have been produced in Presbyopia, and virtually all of the major geographic features of the planet outside of the immediate vicinity of Mudgement have been named by Presybiopian cartographers.